Natasha nodded approval, quietly exhaling a slow breath as they merged onto the freeway - now they could get this started, and hopefully, pray God, get it over with and quickly.
"We met at a holiday party," she heard herself say after a beat. "Mutual friends, that sort of thing." Blabbing that they'd hooked up at a SHIELD Christmas party just wasn't smart. "Moved in together a few months later, and now want to get to work on settling down." Another beat. Two. Then, "...maybe think about adopting some kids..."
Because, thank God, different monster species had never been able to crossbreed. The DNA just wouldn't take. At least, up until this moment, as far as she knew. Oh, it'd been tried, of course, both biologically and otherwise, but thus far, zilch. Silver lining for the world, really.
"You may be looking for one of those hiking tour guide jobs," she added, quickly changing the subject. "Since you're beyond qualified for that sort of thing."
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"We met at a holiday party," she heard herself say after a beat. "Mutual friends, that sort of thing." Blabbing that they'd hooked up at a SHIELD Christmas party just wasn't smart. "Moved in together a few months later, and now want to get to work on settling down." Another beat. Two. Then, "...maybe think about adopting some kids..."
Because, thank God, different monster species had never been able to crossbreed. The DNA just wouldn't take. At least, up until this moment, as far as she knew. Oh, it'd been tried, of course, both biologically and otherwise, but thus far, zilch. Silver lining for the world, really.
"You may be looking for one of those hiking tour guide jobs," she added, quickly changing the subject. "Since you're beyond qualified for that sort of thing."